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TrollsFest
March 14th - 15th
TrollsFest is a rugby tournament hosted
by the Univeristy of Lethbridge Trolls Rugby Club. Trollsfest
combines University and College athletic teams, as well as acting
as a host of club teams from around the prairies (and anywhere else teams
wish to come from). The Fifteen's tournament for men and Seven's or Tens for women
makes for a great a warm up to the summer rugby season. All teams are welcome
to join us for some great times, and some good rugby.
Please note that any
team wishing to enter the tournament must have paied no later than
February
28th. The cost is $500 for men and $350 for female teams. If you are interested in this please contact Tim Bowron.
We are looking at a great, and our biggest, tournament
this year! We've got lots of prizes already set up. A
reminder to teams that we have themes for the cabaret.
Itinerary
Events to be decieded later stay tuned for updates
Get more info on Trollsfest: trolls.club@uleth.ca
Past
Tours
FoolsFest 2002
FoolsFest notes to self:"What goes on tour... goes on the internet"1. The phrase "AC/DC 20/20" still carries the same
meaning and aftertaste
2. While two tall girls are better than one, nothing can top
one stripping midget
3. Remember when driving through the mountains; the more swerving
the better
4. A tour without junkyard is like any meal without bacon
5. When your invited to white trash after hours wedding reception
party the
proper thing to do is to graciously accept the offer, not
chase them down
naked
6. All you can eat Chinese food doesn't include all you can
use toilet paper
7. Let laying skunks lay...... because their dead
8. Drunk driving is dangerous; drunk go-carting driving is
not
9. Come to the USA expecting to show the Americans how to
play rugby, drink,
and embarrass yourself
10. When you find out at the door its a gay bar there is no
debate on what you
should do (go in and try to find an American sugar daddy to
buy you drinks)
11. Coors light has no business sponsoring a rugby festival
12. Wearing womens underwear is funny, especially if it doesn't
fit
13. You can't have a good tour without great duct tape
14. Finally if Benny hasn't figured this out yet, FoolsFest
2002 was just an
elaborate scheme to steal his car1. american deer are evolving to become stronger, gustier
and experienced maulers.
2. portable out-houses are dent resistant the human head is
not.
3. volunteering to be covered in jiffy marker is fun till
you have to scrub with bleach.
4. never sign a girl breasts with your own name (otherwise
it may be used as evidence against you)
5. If you claim to be austrailian at the border they'll let
you in.
6.It's rugby, things get stolen regardless of size uses or
monetary value.
7. Being funny doesn't make you any less creepy Jeremy....
8. Number one reason to tear spokane a new asshole, cuse we
can and they'll love use to the point of awarding us the "you
didn't win but had the most fun losing
trophy". 1. Testicals should never be washed with beer...especially
when they're not
yours to wash.
2. Trackers should never do burnouts...especially drunken
burnouts on your own
front lawn.
3. Never let others use your camcorder, because they rewind
the tape and leave
it on record for the entire night on a dresser.
4. MD20/20 should remain as it was intended for...fuel for
mopeds.
5. Paper knights still sweat profusely like everybody else.
6. Never fall out of a van onto an immigration officer.
7. Never EVER drink from the beer-barrel. Only fill other's
glasses with it.
8. Obese mighty-mullets have no place in rugby, unless they
arrived by a
67-foot big-rig and have a DJ side-job.
9. Never leave your camcorder bag on top of your room-mate's
car while you
drive off drunkenly to a kidnap-acceptance party.
10. Stacks of chairs and drywall do not make good beer-slide
stoppers.
11. Never allow a person that is sharing your van to handle
dead skunks .
12. Sushi good. Cheesey mussels baaaaaad.
13. Carrots look funny in a chemical toilet.
14. The smaller the rugby shorts, the better.
15. Calf-muscles have feelings too. Treat them nicely.
16. You never see one of those "windy mountain road with a
speedy car"
commercials with a 15 passenger V8 deisel van, for a good
reason.
17. Surly navigators are for rally-events ONLY.
18. Bambi is one tough mo-fo of a deer.
19. People that don't participate in funny costumes should
be 'skunked.'
20. Always scare the white-trash wedding parties away AT ALL
COST: even if it
means flashing them with occupanying eleventeen year-old v-ball
chicks.
21. For three days a semester, Jeremy is the coolest guy ever.
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